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The Swedish word "IKEA" translates into "bend-over".

IKEA is a blood-sucking corporation that sells *** made in sweatshops all around the world to unsuspecting customers. The seemingly well built *** then falls apart almost before you get it home. When you try to get your money back for the ***, that is when the true IKEA shows it's ugly face.

It starts with it's management. The managers at the Centennial IKEA, have no clue and are all little robots with no brains.

Let's begin with Edward (Bruce) Ruckard in aftersales. What a cluster ****. He does everything his little Hitler of a manager Yvette Rumph tells him to do. These two high school dropouts have no clue about customer service. They are told to rape the customers and deny every reasonable customer request. The management matches the *** they sell, compressed sawdust wrapped in plastic. The store manager, Mr. Frieze, is another brainless wonder and you know which way **** flows.

IKEA's business strategy is pretty straight forward, buy cheap **** and sell it for more money than what you paid for it. Hire high school dropouts to refuse any sort of refund that is due when the *** falls apart. How can IKEA not make a ton money?

IKEA buys the cheapest products fresh from the sweatshops of China and sells this *** to unwary Americans. If you are lucky, the *** will last you maybe a year.

If you like to argue with brainless *** for unheard of periods of time, try returning the *** back to IKEA and getting your money back.

Take a look at the famous website: IKEASUCKS.COM. Read about the endless nightmare experiences with IKEA and their great compressed sawdust products and their world renowned classless service.

Don't work at or buy anything from these *** Let's drive IKEA back to where it came from and where they belong, ***! Let's rid the world of compressed sawdust that falls apart.

Remember, IKEA means bend over.

Location: Denver, Colorado

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